Would you like meat balls and a sausage?

This post came way too fast and by "came" I mean the verb "to come". Right now for the first time let's not make this intro long.
Straight to the topic, which is hard to think of. I decided that I may be doing some life tips and sort of life tutorials in the near future, just so I can help you more rather than just giving you information and making you laugh (Yeah, like I do that). I won'y give you any hints on what the subject or the theme of the blog will be, but I will tell you the exact day when I plan out the blogging on my life tips.
I thought of making a second blog just for that use. I would like if my current followers would follow that blog too, that's why I will tell when I plan on doing that.

Now that we've got that done, let's move on...
I have a strong urge to quote you someone who commented on some site, I can't remember what, and this is what he wrote: "Sometimes I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce, I get in and pretend I'm a meat ball".
Yeah... I know there are a lot sentences like this one and I don't know if it's a trend or something, but I first saw it when people typed one or more random words in Google and watched for suggested list, usually there sentences would be there. Though I don't know why people search for this kind of stuff...

Similar things are: "Sometimes I like to dig a hole in my yard, get in it and pretend I'm a carrot" and "I like to get in my couch and pretend I'm a remote".
How can something so stupid be so entertaining at the same time? I know there are a lot more like these, so if you have a soul, please write some in the comments or just make up your own!

About the "World" question. No one really answered my question. I know I set multiple questions, but the "What was your most fucked up dream?" question, no one answered.
So I'm sorry but I will end this post with...
Hallelujah!