петак, 27. април 2012.

Christmas is far away, but this post is not

Hello all and welcome, I would like to say a few(er) words.
For one I want to thank all my followers and those who take time to read and comment on my posts, it really means much too me and I'm glad you enjoy my work.
The other thing that I want to tell you is if you have some friends with similar interests like you, please tell them about my blog or send them a link. Or you can suggest me to some of your followers.
Do whatever you can to spread the word about my blog and I can return the favor by promoting you on my Wednesday posts. Cheers!

Now let's play a little game. I will describe something and you try to guess who or what it is. Okay? Here we go. *They suck at doing their job, even if they want to help you, they don't know how. They are ignorant and know exactly what to say, so they don't have to listen to what you have to say. Also you have to wait like a year and a half for them to help you or at least respond.*
If you guessed "Online Service Support", congratulations! You've won a free chance to comment on my post and ask for anything you want. Who knows, maybe next Christmas Santa will bring you just what you asked for!

A little tip on the side, when you prepare your milk and cookies for Santa, put rat poison in the milk and spray the cookies with strong window cleaner. Then when Santa eats the cookies he'll feel a little dizzy, so when he tries to cool it off with milk, he'll get food poisoning. He'll start vomiting and may ruin your carpet, but be ready to open his bag and reward yourself with hundreds of presents meant for homeless children in need. If you get lucky you may also find Billy Mays' Kaboom to clean your puked carpet. Just don't forget to dump the body. Try putting it on a local metro or a train, people won't suspect a thing, because seeing a drunk Santa is a common thing...

We'll that we'll be it for today because tomorrow I am going for a school trip and will be back on Monday, need to pack my things now. So I hope I'll come up with something along the way for our Monday post. Today's "World" question will be related to our previous post. If you haven't read it, here's the link: http://www.thecarouselshow.blogspot.com/2012/04/being-drunk-doesnt-bring-luck.html
And the question is, when was the first time you got drunk and how bad was it (for you and the innocent people around you)?
Well like always, thanks for reading, I'll hopefully be with you again this Monday with some good material.

4 коментара:

  1. I wish for them to not ask me to unplug and reset everything. Like I haven't already tried that.

    As for getting drunk, never. I don't like to drink poison but I do enjoy watching other people drink it!

  2. Got drunk a couple weeks ago. I Used to never drink but lately I have been. I was alone and I mostly just chilled out in my room then went to sleep.

  3. I started drinking and smoking at twelve.
    I feel no regrets.