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Hey there, it's been a while... Like you may have noticed, I skipped Wednesday and got back to my Monday-Friday schedule, but yes, I didn't have time to post yesterday. I will ask you nicely to not judge me on that, because in a week or two I will be free of school and I will get my self together with blogging.

I noticed that all my intros are about me giving you excuses why I don't blog like I should, but what can you do? Everyone has to make excuses in some part of their life. Like why didn't you do your homework or why weren't you home last night? Or maybe why did you sleep with your neighbor... 's dog?
Actually the last one doesn't need excuses. I mean did you see what today's dogs are wearing?
What? That's weird for you guys?
Well you should have seen when one time my friends got me drunk, dressed me as a woman, put a wig on my head and signed me up for some TV contest, I don't know. They did all that in one day!
When I got on the stage at that contest, people laughed at me because I looked stupid I guess, but being a drunk ass I was, I started singing something. Right when I sang the first note, people got quite. I think it's because people are polite and don't like to interrupt others, even if they are drunks or like most people said they liked my singing, which is hard.
Anyway I don't know what happened later, but my friends took a picture and they said I looked like that. Here's the picture guys and I hope you don't laugh...

World what do you think about psychology? Stop! Don't tell me... Because I don't care.
Just kidding, I want you to turn on your brains and discuss a really difficult subject in the comments, and that subject is "dreams".
I wanna know what do you think dreams are for, how do we dream and everything about dreams you know. I also want to know what was the most fucked up dream you ever dreamed of?

If you ask me I think the purpose of dreams is to get free of urges like having sex, killing or harming someone and all things like that which we can't do whenever we want in our modern society. Sciences says that every human has or will dream of being naked in public. All though if you were naked in public in real life, then you might not dream of it.
This much from me in today's (should-be-yesterday's) post. Like always thanks for reading and commenting. You can expect a new post this Monday. Goodbye and till then have a nice day full of delicious fresh baked vanilla flavored with sprinkles chocolate filled and on low fire grilled cookies.

Can't come up with a title

Let's start this one off with I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not posting on the last week, but like I said I was on a school trip and also on Friday my birthday got in the way of me making my post. Now that I lied my way out, we can start the show.
Is the set ready? Can we bring in our today's guest? Okay! Pull the curtains.. It's me!
Who else would it be? I don't have guests on my show, though I plan in the future, I'll make some sort of web interviews with more and less famous people I am in contact with.
Until then let's have a talk with me, about I don't know.. I noticed my intros are becoming longer and longer with every post and I'm doing just that right now, but can you really blame me?
Well you can, but remember I'm doing this just for you my fellow readers. I don't have an AdSense account so I'm not doing this for money, but I gotta admit since school started again, I am having problems with bloging and it's becoming more of a challenge. Maybe I'll have to go back to my Monday-Friday schedule.

This intro was really long and finally we're moving to new topics on old news!
Tomorrow Metallica is coming to Belgrade! Everyone expects a crazy night and an awesome show and "The Metal Rush" blog will be posting about his experience on tomorrow's Metallica concert, so check out his blog on the night between Tuesday and Wednesday. As for me, I will be on their press conference and I hope I'll get a signature or if not, maybe I'll manage to catch a flying pick or at least take a photo...
Or I might as well listen to Gojira before Machine Head and Metallica and after that get drunk so I can sleep through the whole Metallica concert. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

Sorry again for the last week and sorry for today, but I was just desperate to post something. Hope you don't mind it and the best comment on my last post is by cutestcatintheworld.
And his comment was: "Got drunk a couple of weeks ago. I used to never drink but lately I have been. I was alone and mostly just chilled out in my room then went to sleep." (The reason why I like this comment is because I think it's cool this guy didn't get drunk in front of other guys just to prove how badass he is. If you like to do something, do it when you want to, not just in front of others.. But you know how they say. If no one saw it, it doesn't count - no one said that.)

Christmas is far away, but this post is not

Hello all and welcome, I would like to say a few(er) words.
For one I want to thank all my followers and those who take time to read and comment on my posts, it really means much too me and I'm glad you enjoy my work.
The other thing that I want to tell you is if you have some friends with similar interests like you, please tell them about my blog or send them a link. Or you can suggest me to some of your followers.
Do whatever you can to spread the word about my blog and I can return the favor by promoting you on my Wednesday posts. Cheers!

Now let's play a little game. I will describe something and you try to guess who or what it is. Okay? Here we go. *They suck at doing their job, even if they want to help you, they don't know how. They are ignorant and know exactly what to say, so they don't have to listen to what you have to say. Also you have to wait like a year and a half for them to help you or at least respond.*
If you guessed "Online Service Support", congratulations! You've won a free chance to comment on my post and ask for anything you want. Who knows, maybe next Christmas Santa will bring you just what you asked for!

A little tip on the side, when you prepare your milk and cookies for Santa, put rat poison in the milk and spray the cookies with strong window cleaner. Then when Santa eats the cookies he'll feel a little dizzy, so when he tries to cool it off with milk, he'll get food poisoning. He'll start vomiting and may ruin your carpet, but be ready to open his bag and reward yourself with hundreds of presents meant for homeless children in need. If you get lucky you may also find Billy Mays' Kaboom to clean your puked carpet. Just don't forget to dump the body. Try putting it on a local metro or a train, people won't suspect a thing, because seeing a drunk Santa is a common thing...

We'll that we'll be it for today because tomorrow I am going for a school trip and will be back on Monday, need to pack my things now. So I hope I'll come up with something along the way for our Monday post. Today's "World" question will be related to our previous post. If you haven't read it, here's the link: http://www.thecarouselshow.blogspot.com/2012/04/being-drunk-doesnt-bring-luck.html
And the question is, when was the first time you got drunk and how bad was it (for you and the innocent people around you)?
Well like always, thanks for reading, I'll hopefully be with you again this Monday with some good material.

Being drunk doesn't bring luck

Welcome to the Carousel show , make yourself at home and enjoy your stay.

So far it's been million years since the "making" of humans or at least primates. The evolution worked her ass off to get us where we are now, and how do we repay her?

Thomas Beatie, that's how. A man... a girl.. woman, manwo.. homo.. Let's just say "it". Thomas Beatie is the thing that was once a girl, but then it took surgeries in 2002 till 2012, so it can look like a male. What the hell is wrong with this world?!

The actual news about it is that it's wife of 9 years had left it because of "some" problems. It said "Like all marriages, we have our ups and downs." If you haven't noticed you are the "downs"! Woman finally made her right decision so let her go before she changes her mind to be stupid again...

Now let's get some nice less "will make me pissed off" news. Here's some.

Teens are getting drunk and alcohol poisoning from drinking alcohol from hand sanitizers!

This doesn't make me mad, actually it does the opposite (what ever the opposite of "mad" is).

This is hilarious! Teens being so stupid and desperate to drink alcohol. They search the internet for distillation instructions, so they can get the ethyl alcohol, which is like 65% in hand sanitizers. That's stronger than a shot of Vodka and it only takes a couple of swallows to get you drunk and/or in the hospital.

On the side I want to ask you, have you ever done this shit before and what was it like?

The best comment from our Friday post is a comment by Christopher: "Apes eating grapes" (though I still don't know is he's for the apes or grapes...)

And I would also like to tell you to check out //Max//'s blog. His blog is called "Random stuff" and he did write some random stuff, but he'll mostly be doing reviews on old and new games, so go and check it out!

http://mackanrandom.blogspot.com/