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Hey there, it's been a while... Like you may have noticed, I skipped Wednesday and got back to my Monday-Friday schedule, but yes, I didn't have time to post yesterday. I will ask you nicely to not judge me on that, because in a week or two I will be free of school and I will get my self together with blogging.

I noticed that all my intros are about me giving you excuses why I don't blog like I should, but what can you do? Everyone has to make excuses in some part of their life. Like why didn't you do your homework or why weren't you home last night? Or maybe why did you sleep with your neighbor... 's dog?
Actually the last one doesn't need excuses. I mean did you see what today's dogs are wearing?
What? That's weird for you guys?
Well you should have seen when one time my friends got me drunk, dressed me as a woman, put a wig on my head and signed me up for some TV contest, I don't know. They did all that in one day!
When I got on the stage at that contest, people laughed at me because I looked stupid I guess, but being a drunk ass I was, I started singing something. Right when I sang the first note, people got quite. I think it's because people are polite and don't like to interrupt others, even if they are drunks or like most people said they liked my singing, which is hard.
Anyway I don't know what happened later, but my friends took a picture and they said I looked like that. Here's the picture guys and I hope you don't laugh...

World what do you think about psychology? Stop! Don't tell me... Because I don't care.
Just kidding, I want you to turn on your brains and discuss a really difficult subject in the comments, and that subject is "dreams".
I wanna know what do you think dreams are for, how do we dream and everything about dreams you know. I also want to know what was the most fucked up dream you ever dreamed of?

If you ask me I think the purpose of dreams is to get free of urges like having sex, killing or harming someone and all things like that which we can't do whenever we want in our modern society. Sciences says that every human has or will dream of being naked in public. All though if you were naked in public in real life, then you might not dream of it.
This much from me in today's (should-be-yesterday's) post. Like always thanks for reading and commenting. You can expect a new post this Monday. Goodbye and till then have a nice day full of delicious fresh baked vanilla flavored with sprinkles chocolate filled and on low fire grilled cookies.

Christmas is far away, but this post is not

Hello all and welcome, I would like to say a few(er) words.
For one I want to thank all my followers and those who take time to read and comment on my posts, it really means much too me and I'm glad you enjoy my work.
The other thing that I want to tell you is if you have some friends with similar interests like you, please tell them about my blog or send them a link. Or you can suggest me to some of your followers.
Do whatever you can to spread the word about my blog and I can return the favor by promoting you on my Wednesday posts. Cheers!

Now let's play a little game. I will describe something and you try to guess who or what it is. Okay? Here we go. *They suck at doing their job, even if they want to help you, they don't know how. They are ignorant and know exactly what to say, so they don't have to listen to what you have to say. Also you have to wait like a year and a half for them to help you or at least respond.*
If you guessed "Online Service Support", congratulations! You've won a free chance to comment on my post and ask for anything you want. Who knows, maybe next Christmas Santa will bring you just what you asked for!

A little tip on the side, when you prepare your milk and cookies for Santa, put rat poison in the milk and spray the cookies with strong window cleaner. Then when Santa eats the cookies he'll feel a little dizzy, so when he tries to cool it off with milk, he'll get food poisoning. He'll start vomiting and may ruin your carpet, but be ready to open his bag and reward yourself with hundreds of presents meant for homeless children in need. If you get lucky you may also find Billy Mays' Kaboom to clean your puked carpet. Just don't forget to dump the body. Try putting it on a local metro or a train, people won't suspect a thing, because seeing a drunk Santa is a common thing...

We'll that we'll be it for today because tomorrow I am going for a school trip and will be back on Monday, need to pack my things now. So I hope I'll come up with something along the way for our Monday post. Today's "World" question will be related to our previous post. If you haven't read it, here's the link: http://www.thecarouselshow.blogspot.com/2012/04/being-drunk-doesnt-bring-luck.html
And the question is, when was the first time you got drunk and how bad was it (for you and the innocent people around you)?
Well like always, thanks for reading, I'll hopefully be with you again this Monday with some good material.