Being drunk doesn't bring luck

Welcome to the Carousel show , make yourself at home and enjoy your stay.

So far it's been million years since the "making" of humans or at least primates. The evolution worked her ass off to get us where we are now, and how do we repay her?

Thomas Beatie, that's how. A man... a girl.. woman, manwo.. homo.. Let's just say "it". Thomas Beatie is the thing that was once a girl, but then it took surgeries in 2002 till 2012, so it can look like a male. What the hell is wrong with this world?!

The actual news about it is that it's wife of 9 years had left it because of "some" problems. It said "Like all marriages, we have our ups and downs." If you haven't noticed you are the "downs"! Woman finally made her right decision so let her go before she changes her mind to be stupid again...

Now let's get some nice less "will make me pissed off" news. Here's some.

Teens are getting drunk and alcohol poisoning from drinking alcohol from hand sanitizers!

This doesn't make me mad, actually it does the opposite (what ever the opposite of "mad" is).

This is hilarious! Teens being so stupid and desperate to drink alcohol. They search the internet for distillation instructions, so they can get the ethyl alcohol, which is like 65% in hand sanitizers. That's stronger than a shot of Vodka and it only takes a couple of swallows to get you drunk and/or in the hospital.

On the side I want to ask you, have you ever done this shit before and what was it like?

The best comment from our Friday post is a comment by Christopher: "Apes eating grapes" (though I still don't know is he's for the apes or grapes...)

And I would also like to tell you to check out //Max//'s blog. His blog is called "Random stuff" and he did write some random stuff, but he'll mostly be doing reviews on old and new games, so go and check it out!

http://mackanrandom.blogspot.com/

Fresh quick facts

I would like to start this one off  with a good old Cartman quote.
"Lame..."
And that's exactly what I said when I heard that for the sixth time this month I will have to get a blood test tomorrow, because of my mononucleosis.
I had it for about a month and today I actually feel pretty good. But enough of me, let's head out for the news!
Not so lately, the... What?
You don't like me talking about the older stuff? You want the fresh ones, you want them fresh like Pamela's fake breasts!
God why did I say that? She's like 44 years old, I can't connect her to fresh...
Anyway, I was kidding. Here are some cool quick facts and my responses. I promise you I will have fresh news this Wednesday.

1. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
- Well that's a great way to lose some weight, also you can get a job at a destruction site and work for 4 hours a day, which means you will lose 600 calories a day!
2. 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
- And the other 65% will never get married, but let's not break their hope.
3. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
- I guess it could have done better if the building was higher.
4. Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
- I can eat for 3 years without sleeping.
5. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.
- Note: If you are cheating on your wife. Write to your lover, don't talk! (By the way I'm against cheating!)
6. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he was retarded.
- My brother couldn't speak fluently when he was ten and kids laughed at him. But who's laughing now! Well actually, my brother is. Ever since my parents sent him to Asylum he's been laughing like crazy.
7. The dot in the letter "i" is called a title.
- It would be cool to name this post "i" so I have a title inside a title. (Nope)
8. Most lipsticks contain fish scales.
- A good way of getting some extra calcium by kissing a girl.
9. Months that begin on Sunday will always have a "Friday 13th"
- Now we can prepare for Jason without a calendar.
10. The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
- How did he manage to escape from the catholic priests?

Thanks for reading and commenting on my earlier posts!
Like you noticed, from now on I will be posting on Mondays too, everything for my readers.

Today we're lovers. tomorrow we're goners

Hello all, how are you feeling today?
Well you should be feeling great, because the elections are closer and closer, and we all know what that means.
That's right. We'll all be treated as kings until the day our new president is chosen. Then they are going to continue treating us as dogs and everything will be back to normal, just like the old days.
The reality is sometimes black, but we've got to accept it. I don't know where my readers are from, but in Serbia the elections are closer and as far as I know in USA too.
So I guess this intro was for them and anyone else who is going to have a new president.
(As for monarchy countries, I don't know how you're doing, but I bet it's pretty cool out there)

Actually today I would like to talk more about this subject, mostly because I want to involve the people from countries that won't have elections soon.
The main point is to understand that presidents in their, let's say election days, will do almost anything for your votes. So be ready and have your wish list with you!
Remember that they're just like Santa, except they don't care if you were nice or naughty. Heck, they don't even care who you are as long as they get your votes.

So vote carefully and smart, if you can and will vote.
Polite and politician do share some letters, but sometimes they can be far away from each other.

If you are strongly politically oriented, take this as a joke as it is and don't make a fool out of yourself with hate comments. Thanks for understanding and reading.

As for the world question, I don't know how to relate it to the post without it starting a political debate, so I will just be random and let the question be. Apes or Grapes?

Another one bites the dust!

Here we are with my second post, and right away I want to thank you for reading.
I was always wondering, why do people who try to do stupid stuff and end up failing, in most cases land on their face when they fall.
It definitely has something to do with gravity, but if they have no brain and are as stupid as we think they are. Why does their head hit the ground first?
Well they either get paralyzed like lambs that are being chased by hungry wolves and under some strange angle they fall to their face or they are huge Queen fans and they just want to bite the dust.

Let's not stay long on that subject and let's talk about something less stupid.
Like...like,like.. Nicki Minaj! Hahahah, Oh the irony!
No, but really, today something terrible happened. Not only did the TV legend Dick Clark die (R.I.P Clark), but also I lost my damn job, and I wanted you to read the exact dialog between my boss and me to see how it happened.

My boss: Hey, have you finished your work?
Me: Work, dork, fork, pork...
My boss: Seriously, have you finished it yet?
Me: Yet, pet, vet, net, let...
My boss: You can stop doing that because you still have to do your job, or I will fire you!
Me: You, two, sue, do...
My boss: You're fired.
Me: Fired, tired... Fuck...
(Sorry for the foul language but I really did say I was going to write the exact dialog.. or monologue)

Anyways, thank you for reading and I'll be with you again this Friday!
Here are your clown exceptions and thanks for commenting,
Skater-H2O ---- Poltergeist Clown
Mezmerizer ---- Sweet Tooth
DozyNoiseOfEcocamp ---- IT Clown

I would just like to add, take a few minutes of your day and visit Mezmerizer's channel. It's called "The Metal Rush" and if you are a fan of metal or just like all kinds of music and news, check out his channel. He has some cool news and opinions on latest happenings. He also reports after the shows he goes too!

Bear Grylls grills bears

Good morning world and what a better morning could we ask for...
Is it noon already? Past?!
Well, good after noon world and what a better after noon could we ask for.
First I want to say one thing that might be interesting for us all. They captured a photo of a "monolith" on Mars, which brings us all one step closer to our friends aliens. Yay!
What's interesting is that in most movies or cartoons, the aliens are always highly intelligent and ahead of us in every way, but here, they just now managed to build a monolith. There are two explanations for this. First is that the aliens on Mars were created yesterday and as soon as they were created, they made this monolith, and the second is that this is fake or just some random stone that appeared on Mars, which is probably the case.
That a side, I want to talk to you about something that happened about a month ago. Apparently The Discovery Channel fired Bear Grylls because they couldn't reach agreement on new programming.
What was he thinking? You can't make a living out of eating all kind of weird and gross stuff that I won't name here. I mean "Two girls one cup" tried to pull that one off and they were a hit only for a short time, I guess.
And I don't want to sound like a stand-up comedian, mostly because I'm sitting, but jokes a side I think bear did some great shows. I really liked that one where he was all big and riding that little red bike. Oh man I love circus, but I hate clowns...

I just started blogging and I hope you liked my first post and I would be glad if you could join me again on my next one. You can leave in the comments your clown exceptions ( from movies, cartoons, games...) and explain why you think that clown is cool. In my next blog I will write three best comments. Till then have a nice day, remember to relax and from time to time it's good to have a doze of humor.